Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Teachers Are Awesome

Okay, this post is not for me to go gaga over teachers and praise them to literal high heavens, nor is it a defamatory post (i promise). This is a small (actually very small) collection of what a school teacher (YES A TEACHER) does that can really make your day (or just make you go huh?) even if you are buried under a mountain of homework. =D (ok maybe not)

(all these are real okay! they're from me and my bro!! ^^)

Now, I have 2 math teachers (Amaths and Emaths duh). They're really nice people and I am quite happy to have them as math teachers because they really bother to actually teach us. (my other teachers are the same of course) But, what they say to us can usually be quite *ahem* sometimes...

It was a really hot day and yeah most of us were sweating in class. (I feel so happy to be sitting under 2 fans =D)


Amaths Teacher : *fans himself*
" Why is it so hot?"
*looks at standing fan that is blowing at the students and turns it to himself* (and thus depriving Khuzzie, Eileen and Chelsea of much needed wind)

Jolene : "So not gentleman!!" (of course in a polite tone)

Amaths Teacher : *shocked expression*
" Gentleman to students? No way!"

Class : -_-?!

Then our emaths teacher....

Emaths Teacher : "GIRLS, NO NEED TO BE SHY! MAKE SURE YOU LABEL YOUR DIAGRAMS OKAY!" *very happy expression*(hes not scolding us here)

Class : @_@??

Lols.

Then my brother's teacher was teaching his class about how to make a good presentation. He was telling them about the "Hook, line and sinker" method. (of course hook meaning to get your audience interested) But it didn't come out quite as he/she had expected....

Teacher : Now class, hooking is a very important skill.
(hilarity and chaos ensues)

So much for trying to discourage sick thoughts eh?

Then during our school twice-a-week mass run while we had to stop jogging to let the cars pass before crossing the road.

Mr M. (thats what all the students call him and he actually uses it!) : Okay girls stop here, theres a car coming from over there, a truck over here and Mr Choy standing there *gestures to mr choy standing next to him*

Mr Choy : *gives the WHAT? expression* "what??"

LOL. I hope he doesnt run us over.

I also heard of some really funny things from my bro. His school motto (or vision or whatever its called) is "Experiment, Explore, Excel" but apparantly one of the students changed it to become this:


"Experiment, Explode, Expel" (i guess thats what happens if you react a grp 1 metal to an acid)

Though school life is still crazy and stressful and crazy BUT ITS ALSO FUN! I mean without school about half of the drama in your life is gone!

ALL THE BEST TO THOSE HAVING MID YEARS!!!

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