Phail !!!!! (Fail)

Happy belated new year people. (yes yes my blog's gone stale and you'll probably start yakking at me like "are you dead?" or "new year's long behind you Rachel! Update yourself!") Whatever. This year's still new to me whether you like it or not. The previous post was a final attempt (albeit a desperate one >_<) to make sure my blog doesnt go TOO stale but i guess it didnt work...

Well lets see. What do i expect from this new year? Hmmm... Checklist time!
- Grow taller (done... by 1 cm)
- Meet new classmates and make some friends! (done)
- Mug more (ermmm...)
- Go crazy with seniors during CCA (done)
- Build up a better spiritual life (in progress but failing miserably)
- Resolve personal issues (...)
- Pick up a skill OTHER THAN talking garbage (*nervous laugh*)
- Go to Malacca (still waiting...)

Okayy, so i guess i dont really expect much from this year... other than the huge amounts of homework that can bury me and stress that will drive me nuts.... yeah i guess i'll survive (i hope)

In any case, I've taken a liking to this song!

Just Eat It (A parody of Michael Jackson's Beat it)

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate ooh
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it, don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat iteat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are a cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food like it's some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)
You better listen, better do what you're told ooh
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole ooh
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat itI don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you have for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken,(woohoo) have some more pie (woohoo)
It doesn't matter , it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Sigh.. no wonder people are over eating...

Man, its pretty fast, I'm already in Sec 3 and O levels are like what, next year? 1 year aint a long time, and i'm already beginning to feel the stress coming in. Also, some of the seniors that i have had fun together with during CCA or competitions are stepping down soon. Meaning the computer lab will have much less laughter and drama. Also, many ppl are going to army, meaning choir will soon be quiet and kinda puny in size. Sian.... oh well there are some things in life that you just cant change, and that you only learn to cherish the times you've had when they're gone or gonna be gone. Oh well like they always say... Diarrhoea and flu wait for no man!
Er wait... oops. Time and tide wait for no man. Once its gone, its gone.

Enough of emo talk. TIME FOR.... (drumroll please!) DUMB PHILOSOPHIES! (These are the funny ones)

. Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

. My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

. If at first you don't succeed, don't admit you ever tried.
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Whats the world coming to these days?