As I have going hyper like mad since the previous time I posted, it is now time to announce the most important part of the already past exams. Results. Yes results, those little yet supernatural numerics that appear in different places and take different forms. On the paper (the dumb piece of tree pulp infused with powers unimaginable) they are thin, reedy, almost snake-like completely clad in red, a colour symbolising bloodshed. (coming from us when we die at seeing the paper and from the teachers who vomit blood on the paper) Then on the results slip, they are big, bold chunky letters and numbers lined up in neat, unnaturally straight rows forming comments and remarks even. As if mocking us with their tidiness and sarcastic remarks wasn't enough, they form our results, as I said above, the supernatural letters and numerics which can bring about three different reactions :
1) The student upon seeing it jumps about 15 feet into the air (how they do that i will never know) screaming "OH MY GAY I DID IT!!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!" And they go around for the rest of the day grinning retardedly at others while hyperventilating at random times. (hes just really happy)
2) The students takes the slip, takes a glance and sighs while giving themselves a sheepish smile and then proceeds to do something else (for those who dont understand what this reaction means its just that the person is satisfied)
3) The student takes one look at the slip and proceeds to the roof (self explanatory)
So you see? The power of these super numbers!
ok fine i sidetracked from the main point of my post. Well i got 58 for lit (vomits), 62 for chinese (vomits again), 73 for english (stumbles and swaggers around), 81 for geog (tries to stand upright), 84 for math (stands up but upper body still swings in circles), and 89 for science (faints and drops on the ground) lol i must say though, it was the first time i have topped the class with my science results and i am quite happy with this results. ok time to start deciding my subject combo...
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